Get rich quick with me!

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Getting it in all of its forms, wherever it is. Try and stop us, serf.

Here at MegaCon, we strive to make the most money possible, regardless of the means. We believe that the measure of a man is his wallet, and you're coming up a few meters short in a game of centimeters. Peasant.

Work with us!

If you enjoy any of the following:

-Paper chasing at any and every hour;

-Fucking up the future for everyone;

-Funding political campaigns for 'tough on crime' politicians that conveniently ignore white collar crime;

-Lighting fat cigars with $100 bills;

-Owning three houses while railing against 'entitled generations'; or

-Making people come into the office so you can intimidate them and establish dominance;

then we just may have a role for you!

Take the case of baldhead Peej - a born loser and total nobody just one year ago. He sold us his soul for that six-figure salary, and nothing has been the same since. The experience has been so transformative that he made some music extolling the virtues of working for us. Below, hear first hand how great a six-figure salary from MegaCON can be for you, and, while you're at it, look at those incredible benefits in his real-life offer letter!

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